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Nr 2 - Armageddon and all that
jazz
- Mark Owen
Just a few of the dates proposed for
the End of the World. (There have been others but this list will surely
suffice):
Year
C.E.
50-100 Jesus supposedly said, 'This generation
shall not pass away until all be fulfilled.' In the minds of the first
Christians the statement clearly meant that the End would come in their
time.
70 John Humphrey Noyes, one of the founders, in the 19th
century, of the Oneida sect, taught that the Second Advent had already
taken place in this year, which marked the fall of Jerusalem.
1000 St Augustine, among others, felt this was a good date
for the End. The fact that the year zero
had been arbitrarily set by a Scythian monk, Dionysius the Less, in the
6th century, did not seem to matter. That there was little support from
the Biblical texts for this year did not prevent vast numbers of people
abandoning their homes and trekking to Jerusalem to await the end.
1100 When the year 1000 passed and no Christ-god
re-appeared, this date was proposed. For what reason I know not, but it
is as good a date as any, I expect.
1200 When the year 1100 passed and no Christ-god
re-appeared, this date was proposed. Again, for what reason I
know not.
1500 As Papal power grew and dissenters arose many dates
were suggested for the End. 1500 was but one of several.
1535 THE fateful year, when John of Leyden and a band of
faithful followers occupied Munster as the New Jerusalem, to await the
return of the deity. They enjoyed a little orgiastic pleasure while
they tarried.
1660 Joseph Mede said this was THE End.
1666 In a rare display of unity Jews and Christians both
believed this was the date of the End. The Jews looked to the first
coming of the Messiah, the Christians expected the second
coming! The date had been calculated from the Book of Revelation.
Panic and excitement reigned yet again.
1688 John Napier, Scottish mathematician and author of A
Plaine
Discovery
of the Whole Revelation of St John, calculated
that the end would come before this year.
1689 Another year given out by someone or other.
1700 Napier later changed his mind and proposed a new date
- 1700. As he was already dead when 1688 came and went he was not to
suffer disappointment over his two erroneous choices.
1730 Yet another year announced by someone. No doubt
established by 'careful study' of the Scriptures, mind you!
1733 None other than the great Sir Isaac Newton now
entered the lists, prognosticating on the End, giving this year as his
choice. Fortunately he, too, was dead and buried before he had a chance
to experience disappointment.
1736 William Whiston of Cambridge announced on 13 October
that Beginning of the End was nigh and would start with the destruction
of the sodom of London. Panic-stricken Londoners headed for high places
to escape floods predicted. None came. Whiston later announced a new
date (see further).
1757 Emanuel Swedenborg, who conversed frequently with
angels (or so he assured us), was certain this was the date. Being both
a renowned scientist and having contact with the heavenly sphere one
would have thought he would know, but alas, he failed the world on this
score.
1763 George Bell, one of the over-enthusiastic followers
of John Wesley, caused a panic among the 'lower classes' by prophesying
the world would end in this year, on 28 February precisely.
1814 Predicted by Joanna Southcott, the prophetess, as the
date of the rebirth of the Christ-god (19 October), Joanna being the
chosen vessel to bear the babe. She was not pregnant, but had dropsy;
she died soon afterwards.
1819 Joanna Southcott's followers found a replacement for
the expected babe in this year. But the world at large seems to have
been unaware of the discovery.
1834 William Miller (whose group was to form the
Seventh-Day Adventist Church) was sure this was the date of the End.
Until, that is, he changed his mind.
1836 Others, after 'careful study' of the Bible, disagreed
with Miller and thought this was the year. Johann Albrech was among
their number. Note that, as we get nearer our own day, the dates
increase in frequency!
1843 Miller's re-calculated date, in the month of April.
This was to prove one of the biggest events in the End-Time calendar.
When April came and went Miller set to work on a new date.
1844 Miller's brave new choice - on 21 March. The
Millerites waited in droves on high vantage points in special ascension
robes
for the expected End. Hysteria reigned. People sold up
farms and homes. But still the End did not come.
1864 Edward Irving, one given to strange outbursts in tongues,
announced this as the date. His prediction was as
spurious as his signs.
1866 Back in 1734, after Newtown's prediction failed,
William Whiston,theologian and mathematician, who succeeded Newton at
Cambridge, announced this year as THE one. He had support from a Dr
John Cummings.
1874 Charles Taze Russell, founder of the group later
known as the Jehovah' Witnesses, said that Christ had returned invisibly
in this year. Nice touch as there was no way of proving it!
1881 Mother Shipton's predicted date.
1914 Russell next proposed that 1914 would be actual End.
When the Great War started it must have looked like the End, but it
wasn't. Russell died disappointed in 1916.
1916-80? Judge Rutherford, now heading the Jehovah's
Witnesses, told everyone: 'Thousands now living will not die,' for they
would instead be alive to see the End. Rutherford and many thousands
did die without seeing it.
1919 Professor Porta of Michigan University predicted the
End for 17 December of this year.
1920 A prophet in Latvia preached this year as being the
End. His followers believed with such fervour that they dug graves and
waited beside them for the End. How long they waited, I know not; some
may still be there.
1925 The Americans were back in the prediction business
and this year saw scenes reminiscent of those in 1844 involving the
Millerites, when a Mrs Margaret Rowen, a Californian, and her Brides of
the Lamb prepared themselves for the End; they, too, took to the
heights.
1975 The Jehovah's Witnesses, ever given to predicting
doom, came up with yet another date.
1984 The Jehovah's Witnesses never give up! They were at
it again, causing something of a furore by assuring everyone this was
the final End. Witnesses sold up homes and businesses to wait; by now a
very familiar story.
1988 Edgar Whisenant made himself a nice packet of money
with a book assuring everyone THIS was the year. He had 88 reasons for
his assurance. And 4 million reasons for being happy, for that is how
many copies his book were sold to a gullible public.
1989 Surprise, surprise. Mr Whisenant found he had made a mistake
so he issued a new book. 1989 was the year. More lovely book sales and
still more naïve people keeping Mr Whisenant in luxury.
1990 Coming thick and fast now. Mrs Elizabeth Clare Prophet told
Americans that this was THE year. Her followers went underground; for
all I know some of them might still be there.
1991 The Gulf War breaks out and all the religious ravers
get on their phones to the radio stations telling us that this is
Armageddon, this is it, this is THE END.
1992 The Australian Mission for the Coming Days in 1991
was predicting that Jesus would come on 29 October 1992, at 1 am Sydney
time precisely ('2 am in case of Daylight Saving' ).
1999 Followers of Nostradamus claim that, according to the
French seer, the End of the world is due in July 1999.
2000 Daystar
International Ministry announces Jesus is expected to enter the Eastern
Gate of Jerusalem in the year 2000.
2001 Terrorists attack New York and Washington. Some
think this marks the beginning of the end!
2011 Harold Camping,
an American, proclaims 21 May 2011 as the Day of Judgment. When nothing
happens on that day he 'recalibrates' and discovers the correct date is
21 October 2011. Alas for this prophet 21 October comes and goes and
nothing happens. Are we surprised?
2012 The End of the
World according to the Mayan calendar. Nostradamus also gets credited
with this one!
(This space reserved for yet
more end-time prophecies. There will surely be more.)
2398 Shaoshyant, the Zoroastrian Saviour, is due to
return in this year. Thus, the Christ-god is fast running out of time
to do so! If he doesn't put in an appearance soon we'll all have to
become Zoroastrians.
© Mark Owen, 1991 & 2011 -
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